This new diet is going just swimmingly. I can’t eat anything. Those poor people who are allergic to dairy products and gluten have my deepest sympathy. Truly. I couldn’t even imagine it. My mama makes special dinners with things I can eat but then halfway through eating it, I realize something on The List is in the casserole. Ice cream cones are my new snack.
I have a new ambition to become a cook. Goals for this year and next: Graduate college. Go to another school to learn how to cook. Maybe even start a TV show.
Goal for today and tomorrow: Finish reading Harry Potter series.
Home Life and Social Habits of an American Muggle 