It was one of those dreams that seemed so blasted real. Except I was incompetent and I couldn’t manage to tape paper hearts onto the correct flowers. But hey, LA Fitness hired me because they liked how I handled catering Kim Kardashian’s wedding. So naturally, when I woke up all that managed to come into my head was If I just wake up and go, they’ll hire me. They have to now.
This whole job search thing is kind of annoying. But here I go.
If I don’t write to empty my mind, I go mad. -Lord Byron
So many books, so little time. -Frank Zappa
Home Life and Social Habits of an American Muggle 